MIGHTY APHODITE @Ernie Beaver park, Quean-be-hole

Our annual visit to Queanbeyan, break out the riot shields, tracky dacs and rusty holden Utes.
We fronted up at Ernie Beaver Park. The Melbourne Bitter bottle caps liberally sprinkled over the 
patchy grass. The flourescent orange syringe plungers glowing in the dark (A health measure
introduced by the ever thoughtful Queanbeyan council)
The run had us perambulating through the worst Ice Den ridden areas of QBH, the wail of police
sirens playing in the background like elevator music. Trail was actually layed in spray on Ice
(another initative of the QBH council) We welcomed SPOCK and BOUNCER from Cairns.
The runners and walkers managed to survive the hash through QBH south central and reached the
very pleasant drink stop on QBH heights. No CRASH and BURN = more chips for the masses.
 
A quite vocal CENTRE FOLD was made RA for gobbing on and immediately charged with being a
"whiney little barstard" (The GM knows her pack). CENTY was then charged for promising
crackers and not delivering. DANGLES was reprimanded for not adequately complimenting poptart.
CENTY was charged for whinging AGAIN.
 
The GM remarked that it was certainly not cold enough for there to be beanie wearing going on, and 
so charged all the weanies in their beanies. Its not even Anzac day for gods sake.
POOSHOOTER was quite rightly charged for yakking to his broker during the circle - Tosser.
DISTEMPER pooed on trail and interfered sexually with a shopping trolley. Only at hash.
 
TURKEY SLAP tried to charge the Hare with laying too many three ways, which rebounded obviously.
SPOCK was charged with having a 42 year old trailer which we then sang happy birthday to.
GREASENIPPLE had a preemptive birthday down x2
BETTY BOOP and CRUNCHY CRACK were charged for chomping there way thru breaky whilst the
chalk talk was going on at the Tour de pisse on the weekend
 
The Big prick was awarded to POP TART, acknowledging her ability to walk and talk at the same time
FRB was given to HIDDEN FLAGON as a punishment for forgetting the FRB.
A triplets charge to POOSHOOTER, CENTY and DRUNKEN TIGER, serial wardrobe coordinators.
 
GERBILS for shitting himself (although i'm sure that happened back in the ninties)
POOSH has been seen to leave 401 times.
DDHD has had another bit of his body removed, this time his gall bladder.

On ON to to Wagga Wagga see see ya ya